Monologue: A Thanksgiving Turkey Finally has its Say

Over at McSweeney’s, a Thanksgiving turkey has a few choice words about the popular Turducken dish, What’s wrong with a Turducken? Why am I so worked up? No reason. I’ve always wanted to be murdered and stuffed with two other birds. It’s the American dream. And to cap it off with a name like “Turducken,” you guys… read more