Monologue: A Thanksgiving Turkey Finally has its Say

Over at McSweeney’s, a Thanksgiving turkey has a few choice words about the popular Turducken dish, What’s wrong with a Turducken? Why am I so worked up? No reason. I’ve always wanted to be murdered and stuffed with two other birds. It’s the American dream. And to cap it off with a name like “Turducken,” you guys… read more

'Remembrance of Things I Forgot' by Bob Smith

At one time or another, we’ve all said, “If only I had known then what I know now”, or “If I had it to do over, I would…”, either quietly to ourselves or out loud.  The idea of traveling back in time and rewriting history is hardly new, and the concept has been profiled repeatedly… read more