Over at McSweeney’s, a Thanksgiving turkey has a few choice words about the popular Turducken dish,

What’s wrong with a Turducken? Why am I so worked up? No reason. I’ve always wanted to be murdered and stuffed with two other birds. It’s the American dream. And to cap it off with a name like “Turducken,” you guys thought of everything. Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about next year we stuff you inside a silverback gorilla and jam a rhesus monkey down your throat? We’ll call it a “Gormankey.” Whatever, I’ll workshop it. You’re the ones who named everything anyway.

….And happy Thanksgiving from all the jive turkeys here at Lambda Literary.

[Via McSweeney‘s]

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